asking
Got stopped by a policeman today. “Any idea how fast you were going back there?” He said “I’ll ask the questions”
Police Jokes
Police jokes about cops, speeding tickets, arrests and the excuses people try when they get pulled over.
unexpected guests
“This is the police open up!” “NO!” “Why not?” “It’s really messy in here and I wasn’t expecting guests.”
french embassy
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak. After a long search he just couldn’t find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
“Look here, what are you doing?” the officer asked.
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lack of evidence
My girlfriend dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled “You’re being charged for being good in bed…” After 2 minutes she said… Read More »lack of evidence
no excuse
Me: is there a problem officer? Cop: I noticed the vehicle swerving a lot. Me: I had 8 beers officer. Cop: that’s no excuse to… Read More »no excuse
License For Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him ‘Buddy’ or ‘Lassie’. I call mine ‘Sex’. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.… Read More »License For Sex
distraction
Cell phones are a distraction while driving. Says cops with radios, dash cams, laptops, cell phones, radars and donuts.
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