The old man and the bear.
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them… Read More »The old man and the bear.
Old Age Jokes
Old age jokes about grandparents, retirement and getting older. Funny stories about the wisdom and forgetfulness of the years.
I once saw a group of dudes punching an old man, so I decided to help
He never stood a chance against us
Elephant Hunting
My grandfather would tell me stories of how they caught elephants with only a few peanuts… They would dig a deep hole and burn a… Read More »Elephant Hunting
The Magical Elevator
A 12-year-old boy and his father were new to the Western World and entered a shopping mall for the first time.The boy was amazed by… Read More »The Magical Elevator
When I die, I’d like to go in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming like the other 4 people in the car.
Bang bang
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. The 80-year-old says, “I’ve never felt better.… Read More »Bang bang
One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies.
One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies. In the kitchen he runs into his grandpa who is drinking some whiskey. He asks “What’s that grandpa, can I have some?”
In response grandpa asks “I don’t know, can you touch your dick to your asshole?”
Taken aback the boy says “no” “Well when you can touch your dick to your asshole, come back here and I’ll share my whiskey with you.” Slightly offended Read More »One day a young boy is going into the kitchen to get some cookies.
how I met your mother
The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone, while all his friends are married. He goes to a strip… Read More »how I met your mother
fairtyle
I had a fairytale childhood. My Grandma was eaten by a wolf.
dates
WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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