I walked in on my grandma sucking my grandpa’s dick.
I have no idea why it wasn’t cremated with the rest of him!
Old Age Jokes
Old age jokes for anyone who is not as young as they used to be, and proud of it. From creaky knees and forgotten names to the wisdom that only comes with grey hair, these funny getting-old jokes celebrate every wrinkle. Age is just a number, and these jokes are timeless.
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves.
The boy sees a worm trying to crawl into an anthill. “I bet fifty bucks that I can get that worm into that anthill!” says… Read More »A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves.
My grandma said that we people are too much reliant on technology.
I called her a hypocrite and unplugged her life support.
I want to die like my grandfather, sleeping calmly.
Not like the passengers on his bus, screaming intensely.
When I was a kid, I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma
Unfortunatley, I didn’t impress anyone at the cremation…
A married man arrives piss drunk to his home, he hardly makes it into his house after making a mess… in the morning he wakes up with a “breakfast for champions” in front of him, and he is like… what???…
A married man arrives piss drunk to his home, he hardly makes it into his house after making a mess… in the morning he wakes… Read More »A married man arrives piss drunk to his home, he hardly makes it into his house after making a mess… in the morning he wakes up with a “breakfast for champions” in front of him, and he is like… what???…
An old man is at home on his deathbed…
The doctors have given him only a couple of days to live and he no longer has even the strength to stand on his own.… Read More »An old man is at home on his deathbed…
In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.
His name was Dolf, but he was more commonly called by another name, whispered by mothers to their children as a warning – “The Red”,… Read More »In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.
My grandpa: u don’t need fancy stuff u need a dumb flip phone
Me:……..OK BOOMER
A man with window cleaning gear knocks at the door.
An elderly woman opens.”Did you order window cleaning service?””Yes. Come on in!”A few minutes later a man with window cleaning gear knocks at the door.”Good… Read More »A man with window cleaning gear knocks at the door.