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Money Jokes

Money jokes about banks, taxes, loans and getting rich. Funny financial humor that costs nothing to enjoy.

Explain

It would be difficult to explain a fountain to someone from the 3rd world. “This is our water showing off contraption… we also throw our… Read More »Explain

Don’t understand

If someone doesn’t call back after 2-3 calls, chances are they’re just not that into you. I wish these debt collectors would understand that.

JOKES

Having sex for money is illegal but most girls know clever tricks to get around it such as marriage.

candy or money

I don’t know what’s happening in this country. You’ve got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It’s a nightmare –… Read More »candy or money

enough reach

I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.

taste

I have good taste I just don’t have the money to prove it!