If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my…
If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks….Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
Money Jokes
Money jokes for anyone whose wallet has seen better days. Banks, bills, taxes, the boss who never gives a raise and the eternal quest for a good bargain all get the comedy treatment here. These funny money jokes prove that when you are broke, at least you can still laugh for free.
Explain
It would be difficult to explain a fountain to someone from the 3rd world. “This is our water showing off contraption… we also throw our… Read More »Explain
Beer VS. Women
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not….1 point for beer! Beer is horrible, when it is hot….1 point for women! A cold beer… Read More »Beer VS. Women
“If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is…
“If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job,” said my 35… Read More »“If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is…
Don’t understand
If someone doesn’t call back after 2-3 calls, chances are they’re just not that into you. I wish these debt collectors would understand that.
If I ever won the lottery, I would still go back to work….
If I ever won the lottery, I would still go back to work…. And tell them all to GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
JOKES
Having sex for money is illegal but most girls know clever tricks to get around it such as marriage.
candy or money
I don’t know what’s happening in this country. You’ve got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It’s a nightmare –… Read More »candy or money
enough reach
I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas.
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.