Money Jokes

Money jokes for anyone whose wallet has seen better days. Banks, bills, taxes, the boss who never gives a raise and the eternal quest for a good bargain all get the comedy treatment here. These funny money jokes prove that when you are broke, at least you can still laugh for free.

no addiction

by thefun
July 20, 2013

After beating my gambling addiction for the last 8 months, I’ve decided to treat myself to a vacation with the money I’ve saved. Las Vegas… Read More »no addiction

I hate people who claim to be helping me but then steal my money !

by thefun
July 5, 2013April 14, 2026

I hate people who claim to be helping me but then steal my money ! Bloody bank !

wonderful man

by thefun
June 22, 2013

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.
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razor

by thefun
June 18, 2013

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that… Read More »razor

offshore

by thefun
June 17, 2013

I’ve deposited so much sperm in the sperm bank.. I’ve had to open up an Offshore Wank account..

lap dancing

by thefun
June 14, 2013

I don’t understand the point of lap dancing clubs. …If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I’d stay… Read More »lap dancing