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Money Jokes

Money jokes about banks, taxes, loans and getting rich. Funny financial humor that costs nothing to enjoy.

razor

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that… Read More »razor

offshore

I’ve deposited so much sperm in the sperm bank.. I’ve had to open up an Offshore Wank account..

g-spot

Most womens G-spots are located about 2 inches inside a mans wallet.

chances

The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. …Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.