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Money Jokes

Money jokes about banks, taxes, loans and getting rich. Funny financial humor that costs nothing to enjoy.

money for sex

Wife: Do you wanna have sex? Me: Yeah, I thought you’d never ask Wife: Ok here’s £40 and there’s a brothel around the corner.

not looking

I wonder if the saying “You’ll find love when you’re not looking for it” applies to money too? Because let me be clear …..I’m NOT… Read More »not looking

his wife

A teacher was teaching her class the differences between right and wrong. “Here is an example children” she said. “If I were to go into… Read More »his wife

ligjter

The new iPad Air will make your wallet very lighter.

exotic stare

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Vacations are a great way to spend thousands of dollars to stare at your phone in exotic locations.

rates

How Girls Rate Guys: (Looks + money + humor + intelligence) So if you score a 0 on looks and humor, but have a 1… Read More »rates

bankruptcy

I have $.27 in my account…that means I have more money than the whole city of Detroit!