taste
I have good taste I just don’t have the money to prove it!
Money Jokes
Money jokes for anyone whose wallet has seen better days. Banks, bills, taxes, the boss who never gives a raise and the eternal quest for a good bargain all get the comedy treatment here. These funny money jokes prove that when you are broke, at least you can still laugh for free.
money for sex
Wife: Do you wanna have sex? Me: Yeah, I thought you’d never ask Wife: Ok here’s £40 and there’s a brothel around the corner.
not looking
I wonder if the saying “You’ll find love when you’re not looking for it” applies to money too? Because let me be clear …..I’m NOT… Read More »not looking
his wife
A teacher was teaching her class the differences between right and wrong. “Here is an example children” she said. “If I were to go into… Read More »his wife
ligjter
The new iPad Air will make your wallet very lighter.
I was arrested today over a slight misunderstanding at work.
I was arrested today over a slight misunderstanding at work. Apparently taking your work home is classified as ‘theft’ when you work in a ‘Bank’
To those who say love is more important than money…
To those who say love is more important than money… Have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
exotic stare
Vacations are a great way to spend thousands of dollars to stare at your phone in exotic locations.
rates
How Girls Rate Guys: (Looks + money + humor + intelligence) So if you score a 0 on looks and humor, but have a 1… Read More »rates
bankruptcy
I have $.27 in my account…that means I have more money than the whole city of Detroit!