Two old Jews are walking past a church
A sign out front reads, “Convert to Catholicism, get $20.”The first Jew keeps walking, but soon notices his friend has stopped to take a closer… Read More »Two old Jews are walking past a church
Money Jokes
Money jokes about banks, taxes, loans and getting rich. Funny financial humor that costs nothing to enjoy.
What’s the difference between money and dead bodies?
I don’t have a pile of money in my basement
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks…
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
Oysters
A man named John walked into a seafood restaurant, with his friend Patrick.It was John’s turn to pay, so he let Patrick order.Patrick ordered so… Read More »Oysters
My dad come up to my room, and handed me my soaking wet wallet, after accidentally leaving it in my jeans as they went through the wash.
“Son, you’re going to have to stop money laundering.”
Her: They’re charging a dollar to pump up your tires now
Me: That’s inflation for you
Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
One of them notices that the other’s paper is from a really antisemite organization and basically a pure antisemitic propaganda”What the hell are you reading?… Read More »Two old jews are sitting in a park and reading newspaper
A son asks his father what is the meaning of “in practice” and “in theory”
“Il show you son. Call your sister.” Says the father”Daughter would you sleep with a man for a million dollars?” Asks the father”Yes of course,… Read More »A son asks his father what is the meaning of “in practice” and “in theory”
A father has a meeting with his future son-in-law
The father asks “I see you are in between jobs, how are you going to provide for yourself and my daugher?”The young man replies “Well,… Read More »A father has a meeting with his future son-in-law
An old Irish woman wins the lottery…
…and decides to to indulge herself with a milk bath, so she calls her local dairyman. “I’d like to order meself some milk” “How much… Read More »An old Irish woman wins the lottery…