Today I took a taxi. The passenger before me had left his wallet behind on the backseat
Inside was a picture of my wife and kids.
Money Jokes
Money jokes for anyone whose wallet has seen better days. Banks, bills, taxes, the boss who never gives a raise and the eternal quest for a good bargain all get the comedy treatment here. These funny money jokes prove that when you are broke, at least you can still laugh for free.
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme…
Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have have two dollars AT LEAST. And the guy… Read More »If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme…
people always tell me how rude they think it is when people play loud music in public so I was really surprised when people got mad at me for putting a stop to it.
They always tell things like, “Get off the stage!” and “I paid good money for these tickets!”
A panda walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the… Read More »A panda walks into a bar.
Three people are stranded on an island with a wizard
The wizard tells them “When you climb those trees,whatever you ask for will be at the top waiting for you.” The first guy climbs and… Read More »Three people are stranded on an island with a wizard
Dealing with a contradiction in a character
I have this one character that supposed to represent two things: Old Money coming with a prestigious name and the self-made man who reach success… Read More »Dealing with a contradiction in a character
You will be able to get drow/valk/shudde from the christmas gift event, even as a f2p.
you will need 1500 gifts to get there, and here’s a breakdown of when you can get the gifts from:300 from 1 gem deal in… Read More »You will be able to get drow/valk/shudde from the christmas gift event, even as a f2p.
What would you change in this $1800 NZD build?
Hey everyoneA couple of you may remember my post yesterday showing my first draft of parts. Since then I have taken your recommendations and applied… Read More »What would you change in this $1800 NZD build?
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger.The imam says “mine is the biggest God and I’ll give you an example;… Read More »A rabbi a priest and an imam argue whose God is bigger
Girls always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they start calling me ugly and broke.