This girl was chatting me up at the pub.
“So, what do you do for a living?” she asked, batting her eyelids over her glass.”
“I’m a boxer,” I said proudly.
“Oh, lovely!” she winked. “I like sleeping with real men.” Funny how she could be so impressed that I work for Amazon.
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