I hit a new high today, but my wife tells me that it’s actually the lowest I’ve ever been.by thefunJanuary 5, 2020Turns out substance abuse isn’t a joke. More Marriage JokesA man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his armWhat’s the difference between choking fetish and necrophilia?How do you get Dick from Richard?I punched a woman in the tit onceI confronted my Gardner about him masterbating in my garden…Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them in the trash.