This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym…by thefunDecember 31, 2019… and cancel that membership I’m been wasting money on every month since last year. More Holiday JokesWeatherman are like that over aggressive guy at the bar…What is Henry Cavill’s least favourite game?Where does a mansplainer get his water?I told Sam not to sing on his phone…A young Mexican man named Jose was curious about America so he snuck across the borderTwo fish are in a tank