I went to the grocery store.by thefunDecember 27, 2019The sign said “No food or drinks inside”So I went home. More One-LinersI tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighborIsaac Newton died a virgin.A politician uses statistics like a drunk uses a street light.So I hear the Hulk’s believing in Muhammad nowadays…“How old is your girlfriend?”A female janitor at my building asked me if i wanted to smoke some weed with her.