A politician uses statistics like a drunk uses a street light.by thefunDecember 27, 2019For support, rather than illumination. More Bar JokesSo I hear the Hulk’s believing in Muhammad nowadays…“How old is your girlfriend?”A female janitor at my building asked me if i wanted to smoke some weed with her.If I had a nickel for everytime I said anything racist,Don’t be too harsh on people who are constantly taking selfies.A vegan once told me…..