It was 10 years ago today that my friend came running out the room yelling, “It’s a boy! It’s a boy!” with tears streaming down his face.by thefunDecember 26, 2019We never went back to Thailand. More One-LinersMy roommate says our house is hauntedA piano is impossible to tune perfectly, as is any fretted (non trombone) or valve operated instrument. This is due to the mathematics of harmonies.I think my dick got more humour than meWhy shouldn’t you joke about the Jonestown Massacre?What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?This morning I dropped a copy of A Christmas Carol right on my toe