Why does Santa never have to pay for parking his sleigh?by thefunDecember 25, 2019Because it’s always on the house! More Car JokesRudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer has a little known brother.My 17 year old brother told me this joke.Out of the 26 letters, only E got presents for Christmas.Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?People at our Christmas party were impressed when I showed off my incredibly detailed tattoo, but they didn’t believe me when I tell them I got it done in Madrid.Why did the trans man only eat salad?