I remember as a child, lying in bed waiting for Santa to come…by thefunDecember 25, 2019Then there was always that awkward silence as he got dressed and left. More Holiday JokesSoooo my 4 year old nephew just told me this. He’s a little nerd but it made me chuckle. Knock knock…Last night i used Vaseline with my wife and came 10 timesI gave my daughter a watch for Christmas. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, “That’s a pretty watch you’ve got there! Does it tell you the time?”Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?A man wanders back home at 3:00 am.Teacher: “Class, today we are going to Bangladesh.”