Why did Jesus never have to close a door?by thefunDecember 23, 2019Because he was born in a barn More One-LinersA plumber walks into a barToday, I crossed the street, changed a light bulb, and walked into a bar.When people call you shortAs I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom, I heard my 5-year old niece ask if anyone was inside whilst she knocked thrice. I had to mumble audibly enough through the froth so she would hear to which she responded:I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me downI remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.