How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?by thefunDecember 22, 2019Because he read the weather forecast you idiot More One-LinersI am so forgetful that I always forget to pack my calculator before my math tests. But I am so smart that I have only failed them a few times…Got some Christmas Cards from Supermarket.Just like my ex-husband,I am happy to announce that for the year 2020…I only drink alcohol on days that start with a “T”I wanted to take my girlfriend out, but didn’t know where she would like to go