A winery is hiring a taster. A scruffy drunk with a red nose and filthy clothes shows up for the interview. The owner decides to get rid of him quickly and hands him a glass of wine.
– Merlot, three years old, from the southern slope, aged in oak. Weak stuff, but it’ll sell.
– That’s right… – mutters the owner and hands him a second glass.
– Cabernet, eight years old, northern slope. Needs another three years, but it’ll be excellent.
The owner, getting nervous now, winks at his secretary and she brings a glass of something yellowish. The drunk takes a sip, thinks for a moment and says:
– Blonde, 26, three months pregnant. And if you don’t hire me, I’ll tell everyone who the father is.
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