Where is the boss
Last year everyone made a huge deal about The Pope resigning. To be honest I don’t blame him. I’d leave my job too if my… Read More »Where is the boss
Work Jokes
Work jokes about bosses, coworkers, job interviews and office life. Funny workplace humor for your coffee break.
that’s why
Boss : Could I see you in my office? Me: No, probably not. There are walls that separate our offices. and that’s why I’m here… Read More »that’s why
No sex
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my… Read More »No sex
to finish
Wife says to husband, “You make love like you decorate.” Husband replies, “What very slow and professional?” “NO,”she replies, “I have to finish the job… Read More »to finish
come inside
My wife and I have been trying to get pregnant for a few months now, so yesterday we went to an OBGYN’s office, to make… Read More »come inside
cheating
If you get a new job before you quit your old one, its considered responsible; however, if you do that with your girlfriend it’s considered… Read More »cheating
strangers
I get really fucking pissed off when complete strangers ask me a lot of personal questions. So no… the job interview didn’t go very well.
so tired?
Ever been so tired at work that people thought you were drunk? I hope so because thats the only excuse I have for being drunk… Read More »so tired?
exactly
Me at work: “don’t talk to me until I have my coffee” Colleague: “but you don’t even drink coffee!” Me: “exactly”
for mama
Maria had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house,… Read More »for mama