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Work Jokes

Work jokes about bosses, coworkers, job interviews and office life. Funny workplace humor for your coffee break.

no way

A male whale and his mate were swimming around in the ocean, when all of a sudden, the male whale catches sight of a whaling vessel in the distance.
He takes a closer look, and recognizes it as the ship that harpooned his parents many years ago. So, he turns to his girlfriend and tells her that he wants to avenge the death of his parents.
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not capable

Group sex… For those not capable of getting the job done themselves!!

nerves

I started my new job as a bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted loudly.My boss immediately came over and… Read More »nerves

no problem

My boss asked me to work through my lunch break today. I shouted, “You fucking Asshole! I come in at 7.30 and don’t get thanks… Read More »no problem

f job

My wife filed for divorce when she found out I was in porn… what a hypocritical bitch, she was the one that told me to… Read More »f job

special day

I lost my job and my wife on the same day. …Thank you Mega millions

surprice

So I got a job at McDonald’s recently, and I spent the whole day giving out fake engagement rings with couples’ meals. Best Valentines Day… Read More »surprice

while I sleep

My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.

nobody

nce, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sin and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all… Read More »nobody