Why’d the shy spy lose his job?
He was too embarrassed about being debriefed.
Work Jokes
Work jokes for anyone counting down to five o’clock. Office humor, meetings that should have been emails, impossible bosses and the eternal battle with the printer, it is all here. Share these funny work jokes with a colleague who needs a laugh, ideally not during the actual meeting.
Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they’re telling me…
Whenever I see hitchhikers, I just pretend they’re telling me I’m doing a good job driving.
Boss: You’re doing great!
Boss: You’re doing great! Keep doing what you’re doing. Me: I wish I knew what I was doing.
Fired
It turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired.
Your job is
Dear Heart {♥} , Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it…
what is wrong with me
I just read that the average person has sex at least three times a week. They must have a really well paid job. I can… Read More »what is wrong with me
Good..
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _uck. Whatever you are thinking… Is… Read More »Good..
Still
“Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it’s endless and… Read More »Still
Bonus
She used Vaseline to give me a hand job and I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off.
Three previous
My boss is coming to my grandad’s funeral tomorrow. He said, after his three previous funerals he personally wants to see the bastard go in… Read More »Three previous