My ex is upset that I tell people she performs multiple handjobs every day for £5 a pop…
Apparently, the proper description for her job is “manicurist,”
Work Jokes
Work jokes about bosses, coworkers, job interviews and office life. Funny workplace humor for your coffee break.
How to retire at the age of 18.
Get a job at a tire shop.
Why are there so many old people in office?
Because politics is a booming business.
A bespectacled man heads in for a job interview
The interview is going very well, as he is nailing all the questions.The interviewer eventually asks him “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”The… Read More »A bespectacled man heads in for a job interview
The President has been impeached.
“But that doesn’t mean he’s removed office”But he probably doesn’t know that. He might pack up and leave tonight!
[At proctologist’s office] Me: *unzipping pants nervously*
Doctor: You’re understandably nervous, but please zip my pants back up.
Don’t try to galaxy brain the impeachment, Trump did impeachable things, you don’t need to think about it beyond that
Trump just did bad things and deserves to be punished for it. That’s about all there really is to it.No, you shouldn’t pin all your… Read More »Don’t try to galaxy brain the impeachment, Trump did impeachable things, you don’t need to think about it beyond that
What do you feel the real distribution of NTs is on a scale between “total assholes” and “basically cool?”
The recent drama over that “aspertards” set off a bit of a discussion where people pointed out that people who do things like that are… Read More »What do you feel the real distribution of NTs is on a scale between “total assholes” and “basically cool?”
How to retire at the age of 18
Get a job at the tire shop.
I just realized something…
So, in SAO, we all know PKing was frowned upon by the system. HOWEVER, Kayaba set himself as the final boss and expected to die… Read More »I just realized something…