Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer jokes about attorneys, judges, courtrooms and clients. Sharp legal humor with punchlines that win every case.

Pro tip: if you must speak in court, do not put air quotes…

by thefun
May 4, 2013April 14, 2026

Pro tip: if you must speak in court, do not put air quotes around “the law”. Judges hate that.

familiar

by thefun
April 22, 2013

Is it just me or the words “Lawyer” and “Liar” sound a bit too familiar….??

License For Sex

by thefun
April 2, 2013

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him ‘Buddy’ or ‘Lassie’. I call mine ‘Sex’. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.… Read More »License For Sex

I was offered…

by thefun
March 25, 2013

I’ve worked every day for the last 20 years, getting up at five in the morning, grafting until six at night, to struggle to pay… Read More »I was offered…

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