Pro tip: if you must speak in court, do not put air quotes…
Pro tip: if you must speak in court, do not put air quotes around “the law”. Judges hate that.
Lawyer jokes for anyone who has ever wanted to laugh at the legal profession. From billable hours to courtroom antics and the age-old question of what you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the sea, this collection objects to nothing. Case closed, verdict funny.
Pro tip: if you must speak in court, do not put air quotes around “the law”. Judges hate that.
Is it just me or the words “Lawyer” and “Liar” sound a bit too familiar….??
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