Lawyer jokes for anyone who has ever wanted to laugh at the legal profession. From billable hours to courtroom antics and the age-old question of what you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the sea, this collection objects to nothing. Case closed, verdict funny.
As I said above in October a police officer ran a red light tboning me and one other driver. No lights were seen or sirens… Read More »T-Boned by a Police Officer who was placed at fault for the crash the city attorney denied my claim both medical and property what are my options now?
So I killed him and the judge gave me 40.
Everyday the doctor would give her a rose and she would thank himThen the lawyer would give her an apple everyday and she would say… Read More »A doctor and a lawyer love the same woman
He was operating a late night train and feel asleep at the controls. He ended up failing to recognize a stop sign and as a… Read More »I heard a story once about an American train driver.
Judge: State your name. Me: Not guilty. Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You’re not guilty? *moonwalks out of the courtroom* *doesn’t… Read More »Not guilty
A woman has sued a hospital, stating that, after recent treatment, her husband had lost interest in sex. The doctors replied: ‘All we did was… Read More »Correct
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s… Read More »anywhere
I danced like nobody was watching and now I need a lawyer.
*Me as a lawyer* “Guiltypersonsayswhat?” “what?” “Your honor, I rest my case.”
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few… Read More »A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative…