I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I…
I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler. He lost my case.
Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer jokes about attorneys, judges, courtrooms and clients. Sharp legal humor with punchlines that win every case.
Lawyers are a favorite target for jokes, and they usually take it well as long as they get paid by the hour. Here you will find courtroom stories, judges with a sense of humor and clients who should have kept quiet. For more trouble with the law, see our police jokes.
Objection overruled: you are allowed to laugh.
The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m… Read More »The IRS decided to audit Grandpa, and summoned him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
DIVORCE
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and… Read More »DIVORCE
The Southern Grandma
-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his… Read More »The Southern Grandma
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.””What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if… Read More »A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
Divorce, custody and Pepsi Cola…
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to… Read More »Divorce, custody and Pepsi Cola…
Life is unfair to English teacher released from jail after serving 5 years for sex with 16 year old boy who is in love with her
The judge has ruled that sentence cannot end with a proposition.
How many lawyers do you need to change a light bulb?
You need 2.One to change the light bulb and the other to defend the old one.
Old man
An 80 year old man gets a letter from the IRS saying to call their office as soon as possible. The old man picked up… Read More »Old man
joke of cuort room:;
funy joke i made.:judge in courtroom: ORDR! ORDER!man 1: cheese bueger plaesejudge: shut the up…man: NO!! i order 7up!!