g-spot
Most womens G-spots are located about 2 inches inside a mans wallet.
Dirty Jokes
Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.
no caffeine
Drinking coffee with no caffeine is like masturbating with a condom on.
applause
If you like to listen to music while having sex. Play a live album. That way you get an applause every 4 minutes.
Michelle
Got up extra early to shave my legs because I’m gonna order pizza now. I watch a lot of porn.
finally
I can’t be sure if my vegetarian neighbors are having sex or finally decided to eat bacon…
Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I…
Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I had sex with that woman” after a porno. YOU just sat on the… Read More »Saying “MY team won” after watching the game is like saying “I…
pills
My wife said “get some of those pills that help you get an erection”, should have seen her face when I tossed her the diet… Read More »pills
numbers
Husband: Honey, how many men have you slept with? Wife: 30…. Husband: I wish you’d have been a virgin when I married you. Wife: I… Read More »numbers
long time to finish
Having sex with a condom is a lot like eating Cheerios with chopsticks. I’m still going to enjoy it but its going to take me… Read More »long time to finish
huge…
Q. Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? A. Huge tits.