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Dirty Jokes

Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.

songs

Some historians believe the word “Love” stems from an old Viking word meaning “Vagina”. With this in mind, lets take a look at some song… Read More »songs

horndog

At the marriage counselor, my wife says, “I do SO enjoy sex! But this horndog wants it five or six times a YEAR!”

watch

While at the mall the other day, I saw a sign saying “Watch repairs”… Wasn’t very interesting to be honest, I’d rather watch porn!!

headache

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the… Read More »headache

tales

When women have a few cocktails, they often discuss a few cock tales.

dedication

I’ve been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication. I don’t know how… Read More »dedication

g-spot

Most womens G-spots are located about 2 inches inside a mans wallet.