anniversary
Last night my wife found me in the pub, threw a pint over my head, and called me a ‘fucking cock’. Every year she has… Read More »anniversary
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
under pressure
I hate that they put “use by” dates on condoms… like I’m not under enough pressure trying to get laid already.
awkward
If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them.
got married
A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together..
feelings
Men have feelings too. For example, right now I feel hungry. So go make me a sandwich before I feel angry! I’ll need my energy… Read More »feelings
They want too
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church… everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want… Read More »They want too
my eyes are here
I know how women feel, I’ve had pair of breast tattooed on my forehead and now it’s like… Hellooo, my eyes are down here!
excuse
heres an excuse for bald men: its not a bald spot it’s a solar panel for a sex machine
A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young…
A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” the doctor observed. To the 1st mother,… Read More »A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young…
style
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.