Car jokes about drivers, traffic, parking and mechanics. Funny road humor for anyone who has been stuck in traffic.
Like you look at the history books and go back millions of years to the dinos. There are massive herbivores the size of buildings. There… Read More »Isn’t it so fucking cool that birds are dinosaurs?
My car can now stop on a dime
Son: “Dad, what’s and alcoholic?”Dad: “Son, do you see those 4 cars ahead of us? An alcoholic would see 8.”Son: But, dad there’s only 2.”
The self-driving chap,He greases his pole and provokes his own sap.Absolved of the need of a quarrelsome wife,He humps himself nightly and lives a great… Read More »Y stands for Yanker…
because it got hit by a car
Police officer to a drunk driver: How high are you? Driver : it is “Hi, How are you”, sir.
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.
i named it nina
The officer asked the man if he knows why he got pulled over. The man replys that he was speeding because the cars stolen and… Read More »A man get caught by the police speeding.