A blonde is standing on the shore of the lake.
She looks across the lake and sees two blondes standing on the opposite shore.She yells across the lake to them … “How do I get… Read More »A blonde is standing on the shore of the lake.
Blonde Jokes
Classic blonde jokes: short, silly and easy to share. The best-known blonde jokes and a few new ones you have not heard yet.
Did y’all hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the Ws
The Magical Elevator
A 12-year-old boy and his father were new to the Western World and entered a shopping mall for the first time.The boy was amazed by… Read More »The Magical Elevator
A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops.
A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops. They spot a barn and they all run inside where the see… Read More »A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops.
incident
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.
diaper
How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.
one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at that dog with one eye!” The other blonde covers one of… Read More »one eye
S-H-I-T
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
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а finger
My blonde secretary had to take down a lot of notes, so I told her she could use my Dictaphone. She said, “No, thanks. I’ll… Read More »а finger
love handles
My blonde friend said she’s getting some new piercings. I asked where. “My love handles,” she replied. “But what if you lose them?” I asked.… Read More »love handles
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