Trump: Hey Siri how many miles did I ran today?by thefunJanuary 5, 2020Siri: Ok, Sending missiles to Iran today. More One-LinersNobody knew who the Iranian general was a few days ago…I made a quick drawing of a dark alleyway yesterday.Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve?A Mexican Magician…Commas can really change the meaning in a sentence.Trump: Siri, how many miles did i ran today?