Insomnia is awfulby thefunJanuary 2, 2020But not to worry, on the plus side, only 6 more sleeps till 2021 More One-LinersMy friend was driving a piece of junk car yesterday, and I saw him drive a luxury SUV today.I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtlesI was about to tell a joke about UnemploymentWhat’s the difference between a brown family and a white family?I caught my mate drinking brake fluid the other dayWhat concert costs 45 cents