“Dad, I’m so excited. I got a B in reading!”by thefunJanuary 1, 2020Dad: That’s a D, idiot. More One-LinersSince it’s New Years, I can say I haven’t showered in a year!A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer wasWhat’s it called when you marry a shoemaker?My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New…Knock-knockA Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.