One day, not too far off, Florida will be an entirely Blue state.by thefunDecember 31, 2019With the sea level rising, it’ll be underwater. More One-LinersA woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”Every year I tune into ‘Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Years Eve’ thinking this will be the year it’s worth watching.I’ve opened up a restaurant called “Karma”We shouldn’t worry about our phones and TVs spying on us.JOKESTERWhat happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on new years eve?