Yesterday a bought a pair if shoes from a drug dealer.by thefunDecember 28, 2019Don’t know what he laced them with ’cause I’ve been tripping all day More One-LinersMy dentist reminded me about my wife’s sensitive gag reflex.When I was a kid, I made a really big sandcastle with my grandmaWhat’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?A cop pulls over a car with two priestS. The cop goes over to the car and says “We’re looking for two child molesters.”Some people take Christmas way too serious…Reddit should rename ‘share’ to ‘spreddit’, ‘delete’ to ‘shreddit’ and ‘karma’ to ‘creddit’.