What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?by thefunDecember 23, 2019You’d think it’s the R, but it must be the C.EDIT: Works much better if you read the punchline in a pirate accent. More One-LinersI was sitting at a stoplight when a gorgeous woman pulled up next to me and rolled down her window. I smiled at her and rolled down my window.Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?I care about how girls feel.I always cook with with vegetable oil.When you meet new people, be sure to use alot of big words…If you had to choose one body part to smell . . .