When I was younger I poisoned Santa’s milk and cookies as revenge for last year.by thefunDecember 21, 2019Waking up to my dad dead downstairs wasn’t exactly what I was expecting. More Holiday JokesWhoever started this “Reddit is giving away 250 coins for giving upvotes” has an iq of 176 cause it has been planned right down to the screenshots of a fake msg from Reddit……you smart mfSo yesterday someone replaced a fifth of my ducks.What did Lady Macbeth say to her dog?Justice is best served cold.My wife just sent me this text: “Thespacebaronmykeyboardstoppedworking.canyoupleasegivemeanalternativewhenyougethometonight?”I just rear ended a car and damaged the bumper.