What’s green and probably hurts like Hell?by thefunDecember 21, 2019A cactus tampon. More One-LinersTried facial recognition on my phoneI got a stripper cake as a gift for ChristmasWas in a room full of people and the dog walked up and sat right next to me!!!A father and son went jogging togetherSometimes I worry I need to be more productive.A dog is not just for christmas