I can accurately predict all the major events happening next year…by thefunDecember 21, 2019I have 20/20 vision.Happy holidays folks. More One-LinersIt’s funny when fat people say obesity runs in their family.My friend can recognize a woman by looking at her breastsMy dentist asked me if I floss between mealsWhy do the Hong Kong police get up early in the morning?Probably history’s most complex cruelty was the killing of the dinosaurs, replacing them with humans, and then having humans further humiliate them by using their once terrifying form for chicken nuggets.My wife claims that I have zero empathy.