View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreenby thefunDecember 21, 2019April 14, 2026View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen More One-LinersWhy do golfers always bring two pairs of pants?Today I took a taxi. The passenger before me had left his wallet behind on the backseatWhen I was younger, I lost my virginity to a prostitute and only lasted 3 secs..You like to play music?Why does Santa carry a big sack of gifts?Why are pigs so smooth?