Flat earthers used to think that the earth was roundby thefunDecember 19, 2019But since then they’ve really ironed out their theory More One-LinersA burglar stole all of my lamps.Yo mama’s so fatWhy couldn’t the bicycle stand by itself?Why don’t Americans switch from pounds to killograms all at once?your slogan says “when you’re here, you’re family”I thought of an appropriate parody: James and the giant impeachment.