A refreshing snack for the holidays?by thefunDecember 19, 2019View CommentsPlay0:000:00SettingsFullscreen More One-LinersA man mumbled to his friend, sitting at the bar,”My girl,Mary, is going to die of syphilis.”…Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.I’ve never been able to have cereal for breakfast ever since a traumatic childhood experience.Swan diveThis was almost painful.Wanna know why in soccer they don’t use green cards?