Who was the first carpenter?by thefunDecember 19, 2019Eve because she made Adams banana stand More One-LinersQuestion from non American. Why did you need to impeach Trump?Have you guys seen that peloton commercial where the wife is super stoked to get an exercise bike for Christmas?What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?If you think you were surprised to hear about Donald Trump being impeached..Donald Trump found out about impeachment tonight coming after him.[At proctologist’s office] Me: *unzipping pants nervously*