I told my Asian parents that I am Asexual.by thefunDecember 19, 2019They were disappointed that I wasn’t A+sexual More One-LinersMatt Damon decided to do pornThis dude is having a strokeWhy does KFC never have any toilet paper?My wife left me because I am obsessed with Depeche Mode.I’ve decided to become a nihilist.I had a sad flashback…