A guy tried to sell me a fake Picasso, but I didn’t buy it.by thefunDecember 18, 2019I used my artistic lie-sense. More One-LinersA horse goes into a barHow do you fart in another language?How much does a doctor that performs circumcisions make?Why did the chicken cross the road?WIFE: I’ve thought about it, and I’ve decided I’m just not a kid person.I had a mild case of insanity.