« Dad, i just had my first sexual experience yesterday »by thefunDecember 17, 2019« Son, I’m proud of you. Come have a sit and tell me everything about it »« well i can’t sit, my butthole still hurts » More One-LinersWhat did the melon say to his daughter when he caught her running off with her boyfriend?A few from my 8 year old sister…What did the inflatable principle say to the inflatable school pupil when he brought in a pin into his inflatable school?I know it’s naughty, but I gotta know…Sara Jessica Parker walks into a barMy wife asked me to provide her with encouragement as she attempts to lose weight next year.