Sex is like pizzaby thefunSeptember 15, 2021Even when it’s bad, they still expect me to pay for it More Dirty JokesSpoiler alert!Having sex with me is like microwaving food at 3am..I do what the voices in my wife’s head tells me to do…I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store telephone…I was desperate and I couldn’t get a date with a girl to save my…Did you know