“I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.”by thefunJune 14, 2023September 16, 2026 “I just did a selfie!” sounds better than, “I just masturbated.” More Dirty JokesBoss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One…I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings…How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap…L want my children to have all the things in the world l could…I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off!You know, the band “Fine Young Cannibals” originally had 8 members.