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honest

I asked my boyfriend if he would stay with me when I get fat and ugly.

He said ” I’m already here…”

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firefly

One firefly to another: “I really need to get some glasses, I nearly fucked a lit cigarette”.

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quality

Nudist beaches are great

The only problem is the quality control.

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new game

I’d like to invent a new game. You compare boobs in size, shape, quality and performance.

I call it battle of the boobs.

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new law

How do we not have a law requiring the cashier to high five you when making a condom purchase?

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sounds

Ever wonder if the sound effects in porn is actually just a recording of a fat girl eating a delicious hamburger?

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A daughter asked her dad,”dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I don’t understand.He said that I have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper. ”
The dad says, ”you tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a service that his motor will cease and his exhaust will fall off.”

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8

My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.

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lying

If anyone ever tells you they’ve lost their voice,
They’re lying.

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If i ate..

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