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So yesterday someone replaced a fifth of my ducks.
Well, that sucks.
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People say that if princess Diana had been wearing a seat belt she would still be with us today.
I say to those people. Have you tried snorting cocaine of a cock in the back of a limo wearing a seat belt? It’s fucking impossible.
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What did Lady Macbeth say to her dog?
Out, damned Spot! Out, I say!
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Justice is best served cold.
Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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My wife just sent me this text: “Thespacebaronmykeyboardstoppedworking.canyoupleasegivemeanalternativewhenyougethometonight?”
Pretty excited… but does anyone know what “ternative” means?
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I just rear ended a car and damaged the bumper.
It was an accident
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Exact time uranium lasts?
On small grid small reactor, running at full power, how many minutes will it last with 1 uranium?
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Crazy Story
So I was at a restaurant with my family and this woman came up with a child. She looked about 40 with blonde hair. The child looked about 5 with also blonde hair. The child was crying at the time and the woman started to nag at us. Apparently, the child wanted a dessert and, lucky for us, we were the only people in the area who happened to have milkshakes. The woman passive-aggressively asked us to either buy one or let the “angel” have some. We politely declined, as we didn’t have any cash, and were also a little under the weather with colds. She then demanded from us that we needed to give some kind of dessert for her child who was now sobbing. By now, staff gets involved and they start pulling her away, but she breaks free and starts just pulling my leg.Just like how I’m pulling yours.
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I get surprised whenever I see a shower thought that’s dirty…
You’d think, that coming out of the shower, they’d be clean.